SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Shhh! He’s Trying to Sleep!
What’s with all the people on the train this morning?!? Getting in the way of your precious slumber! Don’t they realize you wore your fucking pajamas on the trainso you could catch a few extra Zzz’s on the way to Comic Book University**! The woman next to you keeps giving you a funny look when your head lands on her shoulder, what’s here problem?!?! Who cares if she’s trying to read her book?!? You’re trying to rest, GODDAMMIT!
Lord knows you deserve it! You were up until almost 4 am playing video games, and now all these losers going to school and work keep waking you up! At least your outfit looks gooooood, and will continue your virginity for years to come!
**Not a accredited university.
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